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Joke of the Day
"I once wanted to start a pessimist club, but I knew it would never work."
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"My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake... ...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt."
"I love you, too because I love you less than three <3"
"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: grandma what big eyes you have WOLF: u really think I look like ur grandma? I should eat u just for that u dumb shit"
"My room + internet connection + music + food homework = perfect day."
"What do you call a 350 pound stripper? Broke"
"[my work enemy steve reaches in the basket of muffins my wife made] don't do it steve ""hey everyone come watch me eat brent's wife's muffin"""
"What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50? Good morning your Honor!"
"How to spot an idiot at the gym? They put a water bottle where the Pringles go."
"Why do toucans only go camping in pairs? So they can bring two canopies."