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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no legs.. Ground beef"
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"[looking up at bird sitting in a tree whilst on 1st date] ""I didn't know birds could climb trees"""
"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"
"The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far."
"What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket."
"I Like my women like i like my elevators.... If I push their buttons, they'll go down."
"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."
"(confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does ""Single Ladies"" dance)"
"An Irish, blind, gay, paraplegic blonde woman is wheeled into a bar.. ""Ow!"""
"What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car? My car can make it to 50."