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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no legs.. Ground beef"
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"I've never seen a nudist I wanted to see naked."
"My idea of Hell would be Carrot Top and Shaun White taking turns sneezing in my face."
"[American Politics] Why do Republicans favor small government? To bitter fit in my uterus."
"Two atoms are in a bar, Two atoms are in a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" To which the first replies, ""I'm positive."""
"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""
"Actual quote from a kid visiting from China Q: Do you like it hear in America? K: Yes. Q: Why? K: Because the sky here is blue."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night."
"What gets bigger every time I see my wife. My wife."