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Joke of the Day

"I've never seen a nudist I wanted to see naked."

"What docyou call it when a Soviet dies comedy? Stand up Commedy"

"I don't want to be cremated when I die. I want my body thrown on a group of unsuspecting, cocky teens in a haunted house."

"This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that I just found a lump on her breast."

"Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job."

"What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Udder destruction!"

"How did the hipster make it to the front page? He did it before it was cool"

"What did the zoophile scientist say to his assistant? If you need me I'll be in my lab"

"What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen."

"What did France say to Turkey? That's not nice."