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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses."
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"Two fish are swimming in a tank... one looks at the other and says, ""You know how to drive this thing?"""
"""Dad why do your penis look so different from mine?"" ""Because mine is hard."""
"How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking."
"What do you call weed from Denmark? Dansk kush."