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Joke of the Day
"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."
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"I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer."
"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"
"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather Not yelling and screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"""Knock, Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""The Pilot, let me in!"""
"What's one good thing about Switzerland? Well I guess the flag's a big plus"
"Two peanuts walk down the street... one was a salted"
"What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!"
"If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store."