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Joke of the Day
"So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you're talking shit about them."
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"A Triceratops was recently found frozen in the ice... ... upon closer inspection it turned out to be a tricicle."
"At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody."
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Instead of calling it them locker combinations.... We should call the locker permutations."
"Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs? The Bannisters"
"Why did the pop band get cancer? They were radio active."
"Show someone you hate them by buying them an Edible Arrangement."
"Her: YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! Me: Well... at least I'm not all of the shit"
"Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?"