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Joke of the Day
"What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida!"
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"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."
"One-liners for when you're leaving - example: ""I'm going to make like a baby, and head out."" I also use ""Let's make like a chapped-ass, and split."" What are some other good ones?"
"What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?"
"I'm getting really sick of all this hate for Donald Trump. It isn't nice to make fun of mentally ill people."
"GALS: Ask ANY guy, if you don't know all the sex tips from the latest Cosmo, we are NOT interested."
"Waiter your tie is in my soup! That's all right sir it's not shrinkable."
"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""
"how do you organize a party in space? you planet."
"So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links."