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Joke of the Day

"How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, they can only change the floor essence."

"What do you call a government consisted of burglars? A thiefdom."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly who? Peanut butter jelly you!"

"It's my ninth anniversary on Twitter. I could not have done it without my ex-wife and my kids whose names I no longer remember."

"What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash? [removed] (two children)"

"Once upon a time there was a Z & D. Then someone tipped Z over. The ND."

"My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well."

"What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite? Funicula"

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."

"""I must go,"" said my friend. ""Why?"" I asked. He said, ""I need to feed my baby hamsters."" I said, ""That's no way to raise a child."""