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Joke of the Day
"Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too."
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"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"
"Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"
"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"
"Q: When does a bed grow longer? A: At night, because two feet are added to it."
"Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes."
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"Maybe middle America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? ""How am I supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"""
"I'd make a joke about mentally handicapped people... But I can't compete with the one God already made"