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Joke of the Day

"What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant"

"Before taking viagra, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Riiight."

"Coworker: I like working with you. I feel like I can really talk to you Me: I'm sorry I gave you that impression. That's not correct"

"Why do cowboys have foreskin? So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth"

"[x-post from askreddit] Aside from throwing stones, what should a person living in a glass house not do?"

"Hyperbole makes me want to kill myself."

"What's a teenage fish's favorite website? Prawn Hub"

"How do you greet a German baker? Gluten Tag"

"I just couldn't stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal... It was riveting."

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their last big hits were The Wall."