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Joke of the Day

"Australian is what happens when the British get wet and eat after midnight"

"A woman walks into a bar.... Realised too many man walk into a bar..."

"Shit. Damn it. A bumper sticker just changed my entire worldview, again. This happens like 3 times a day."

"What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison? One's a pro, and one's a con."

"""Lady In Red"" is my favorite song about a guy that's trying to get laid even though he can't remember her goddamn name."

"Why are there no female necrophiliacs? Because dead guys can't spend money."

"Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team."

"Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to."

"My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is"

"What does a Jamacian call everything he owns? Meetings."