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Joke of the Day

"What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'"

"What's your best limerick? There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"

"I went for a run.... I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"

"Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?"

"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."

"I wanted to show you a new link but i can't afford the latest Zelda"

"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."

"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."

"Headed to police station to go through mugshots for a date tonight. I don't trust ChristianMingle."