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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to show you a new link but i can't afford the latest Zelda"
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"Glad everyone is done talking about the fight. Now how about that May weather?"
"What do you call an electronic bowl? Ebowla"
"My girlfriend broke up with me over my obsession with linkin park. But in the end it doesn't even matter."
"How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day? Arduous."
"Why did god give women yeast infections? So they know what it is like to live with an irritating cunt. Zing!"
"Hey girl, are you a derivative function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."
"What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus? I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton."
"Al Gore to protest Amy Winehouse funeral... Something that toxic should not be going in the ground!"
"How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)"