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Joke of the Day

"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."

"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it's FREE to not exercise."

"""You're getting an MFA in English? Wasn't your Bachelor's useless enough for you?"" -second degree burn"

"How many black guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one - you fucking bigot."

"What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"

"(Possible nsfw)Adam was watching Eve.... Masturbate with a fish. God said, great now I'm never gonna get the smell out!"

"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."

"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"

"TIFU by Playing a joke on every redditor who clicked on this thread"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"