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Joke of the Day
"Which bees produce milk? The boo-bees!"
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"People who get offended when I breastfeed in public can just fuck off. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."
"Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"
"I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet. It's my-newt!"
"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""
"You don't put your dick in crazy because you'll probably get hurt... You don't put your dick in stupid because you'll probably get hertz"
"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you next month."""
"So I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer.... I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day."
"What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run."