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Joke of the Day
"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."
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"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."
"Our local council said they are going to get all the coins out of the wishing well and put them into a balloon. Talk about getting everyone's hopes up."
"If Jessica own 400 melons and Jimmy steal 50 of them, how many would be left? About tree fiddy."
"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"
"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."
"[Couples therapy] WIFE: I hate the way he pronounces ""food"" like ""feud"". THERAPIST: And you, sir? ME: She's always in a bad mude."
"""hello 9-1-1 whats your emergency?"" hi yes it's me again i left the house 3 min ago but just realized i forgot my headphones"
"How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick."
"My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom."