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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"

"i imagine having sex with bill cosby is alot like a Ronda rousey fight. it's terrifying, some poor girl ends up being unconscious, and it only lasts about 30 seconds"

"I think I met a medieval water snake But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream. It was totally Sir Eel."

"Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!"

"nicest girl - You're the nicest girl and prettier than I have known - You what you want is fuck me - Wow and smarter."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee"

"Do you know why bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired."

"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to ""knock"" the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation... but then they realized that was queer."

"Librarian: can I check you out? Me: sure [spins around] Librarian: I meant your book Me: oh yea, that makes way more sense"

"I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte."