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Joke of the Day
"How was Snoop Dogg murdered? Blunt force trauma."
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"*Food hits floor* Little Germs: ""Let's get it!"" King Germ: ""No!!! We must wait 5 seconds......"""
"Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth."
"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"
"My girlfriend makes me want to become a better person. So I can get a better girlfriend."
"why don't programmers like nature? because it has too many bugs"
"How do you make holy water from just plain water? You boil the hell out of it."
"In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now."
"Where does Iron Man live? Iron know."
"What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !"