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Joke of the Day

"How was Snoop Dogg murdered? Blunt force trauma."

"the reason quarterbacks can throw the ball so far is because it's filled with spiders and they hate it so much"

"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."

"Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked. 'With a magnifying glass!'"

"Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees? Because they are very good at it."

"You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off."

"If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short."

"My wife: ""vacation sex really is the best!"" Worst postcard I ever received."

"Chicken stock has gone up today, but only by a poultry sum."

"I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended."