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Joke of the Day

"*Food hits floor* Little Germs: ""Let's get it!"" King Germ: ""No!!! We must wait 5 seconds......"""

"What do you call a male prostitute who can't stop laughing? A giggle-o"

"I like my women like I like my X-Wing pilots... ""Almost there."""

"What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"

"Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor's yard to cut it down is an art."

"Why dont orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is! XD"

"Teens: I was an idiot when I was a kid 20s: I was an idiot when I was a teen 30s: I was an idiot in my 20s 33: if only there was a pattern"

"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"

"Why do white people own so many pets? Because we're not allowed to own people anymore."