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Joke of the Day
"What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head!"
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"What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity..."
"How many libertarians? How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it."
"Why did the Orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!!!"
"Whenever someone is about to tell me about their day, I just cover my ears and yell ""SPOILER ALERT!"""
"I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!"
"What do a wife and a tornado have in common? First, they suck. Then, they blow. Finally, they take half your house."
"I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate... BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?"
"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."
"Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well Grandma's very deaf so I'm writing very loudly."