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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a garbanzo bean on my face!"

"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"what did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep!"

"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean dip."

"Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun"

"My Gran died of asbestosis. It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her."

"Doctor's office A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit masturbating. The man asks why . The doctor says, ""So I can examine you""."

"Donald Trump is such a good salesman he could sell ice to the Eskimos. Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming."

"ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious. THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan. ME: Oh. I thought you said ""satin."""

"How do you make a little boy cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on his teddy bear. (think about it)"