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Joke of the Day
"What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music? Dokken"
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"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"
"What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee-gal visit"
"One Man's trash is other man's treasure Said Jereme. But it certainly wasn't the best he could say to his child just after he learnt that he was adopted."
"A man clicks on a post in /r/jokes... I'm watching you."
"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."
"If I worked in a used record store I would tell every customer ""all sales are vinyl"" until I was fired. It would be worth it."
"I was sucking off my new Thai bride, last night When I thought.. ""Hang on a fuckin' minute"""
"I once stayed up all night wondering where the sun went then it dawned on me."
"I like my women how I like my fracking Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health"