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Joke of the Day
"Which celebrity is great at creating probate documents? Will Smith"
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"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist."
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small."
"Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes."
"Non-consensual sex burns more calories than consensual sex."
"9 out of 10 dentists agree: the 10th dentist is a dog, not a dentist. the 10th dentist argues that dogs can b dentists too"
"I once mowed the lawn at a battered women's shelter if you know what i mean"
"[dinner w/friends] ""How long you two been married?"" It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time."
"maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins"