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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee-gal visit"
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"What do you call a red neck invasion? An incestation"
"My iPhone just autocorrected the word nigga to NIGGA, like whoa iPhone. You can't just go around yelling the N word. Jesus."
"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."
"You're doing really well now please pull into this liquor store do you want anything? -Me as a Drivers Ed teacher"
"I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. Banging your mom seems fairly simple."
"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck""? FIRE DUCK O SHIT WADDUP"
"How is an accordion like an artillery shell? Once you hear it, it's already too late."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla? There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo."
"Food is like dark humour... Not everyone gets it."