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Joke of the Day
"I once stayed up all night wondering where the sun went then it dawned on me."
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"I went to see my Coincidental Hygenist the other day. Turns out she was one of my friends from high school."
"Just drove past a new typewriter repair shop... That's not a front for anything illegal I'm sure..."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? Trump has never had a garbanzo on his face."
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? 'Murica came first."
"myself. Sometimes I get ahead of"
"Oh man what's it called when you keep doing the same thing over & over but keep getting the same result? Oh yeah, I'm a serial killer."
"You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak."
"""Boy, when I was your age I used to walk fifteen miles to school."" ""Oh, is that why you didn't graduate"""
"Why does America spell some words differently? They said ""We can do it without u, Britain."""