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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my fracking Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health"
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"I was doing some DIY the other day and took out my step ladder... I don't get on with my real ladder."
"Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse."
"Why do Chicken Coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they would be a chicken sedan. *slaps knee*"
"The True Power of the Spacebar Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man afire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Bro:hey how are you? Me: eh, feeling stabby B: B:I'm afraid if I tell you that's not a real word you'll show me what it means. Me: smart"
"What did the french baker ghost said? BOO! Langerieeee!"
"When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone."
"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"
"What has been in the news specifically because it comes in small boxes? Jared's penis"