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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? It's hard to pick one, but the flag is a big plus."

"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"

"A Priest, an alcoholic and a Paedophile, walk in to a bar. He buys a drink."

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey"

"One of my hooter's girlfriends died yesterday... May she breast in peace :'("

"Calling someone a ""protestor"" is now racist... Yupp. That's a real joke."

"When are minorities not minorities? When you look at crime statistics."

"What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes? Eh."

"Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space"

"What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism? Allaboo Akbar."