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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? It's hard to pick one, but the flag is a big plus."

"I've just read a book about stockholm syndrome. The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."

"Why was the condom angry? It was pissed off."

"...and tonight's final jeopardy category is Greek Mythology *giant centaur snorts and smiles at the other two contestants*"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."

"What has 50 legs but can't walk? Half a centipede."

"I Wish I was a Wal Mart Truck Driver... Because I missed Tracy Morgan on Saturday."

"He died doing what he loved most... Correcting my grammar."

"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"

"How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks"