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Joke of the Day

"Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space"

"Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award? Because he was always out standing in his field."

"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool."

"For yoga people He who noticed it lotused it"

"How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb? None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!"

"What do you call a Frenchman with eleven penises? Jean Cocteau"

"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."