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Joke of the Day

"So a blind man walks into a fish market... When he gets in he stops takes a big ol wiff and says,""Good morning ladies!"""

"The hard life of a dick... ...his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"[England 1320] ""Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."" *waits 6 months* ""K"""

"Me: Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon? Coach: Me: Coach: Me: Oh. You said HUDDLE up, didn't you?"

"Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil? Insufficient funds."

"My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a ""Sort by least ugly"" option."

"Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics"

"My life is like r/jokes It's the same thing everyday"

"Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it."