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Joke of the Day

"How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None. The Russians did it apparently."

"What's a riot? Three dyslexics"

"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"I hate when people tell me to have a safe flight. Like I have a choice. It's either back home, or in a swamp. I'll try really hard to live."

"Got an IPad from my chinese friend... Nothing beats homemade gifts."

"Brigadier Popcorn was recently demoted. He is a colonel now."

"I just completed a one month long diet... And all I lost was 30 days."

"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"

"The next version of Android oughta be called Nuts. That way I can tell everyone that they're holding an Android with its nuts in their hand."

"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They Duckerate cookies. ...lol..."