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Joke of the Day

"Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?"

"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"

"How can you tell if something is clickbait?"

"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"

"[NSFW] What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"My science test was like Jesus and the Cross... I fucking nailed it. Ok, I'll go now."

"[First Date] ""Okay don't let her know you're a tool shed"" Waiter: Anything to drink? Date: a screwdriver please *My head slowly opens*"

"What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sandwich."

"Walls are just sober floors."