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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"
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"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"
"What do sailors eat for breakfast? Naval oranges"
"What do a mosquito and my ex have in common? They both try to suck you dry, try to have babies with your DNA, and then you find them sucking off someone else."
"The lords army. Chad: My brother, why don't you join the lords army? Bob: I'm already their. Chad: I don't see you on Sundays... Bob: I'm in the secret service."
"Hillary Clinton very well just might be the first F president. I left out the emale because someone deleted them."
"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."
"last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.... I woke up in a box."
"What up Holmes? ~Watson"