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Joke of the Day
"I thought my wife had Tourette Syndrome. Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods."
"How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees."
"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"
"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"
"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"
"Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck? Everywhere."
"Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions."
"Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!"
"home alone: my favorite movie and also my hobby"