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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you AIDS... Make lemonAIDS"
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"How to get a date with a Clinton supporter today... Baby, want a tissue?"
"Y'all notice how Tumblr is full of people blogging about guns? Seems like every other blog has a 'Trigger Warning.'"
"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"
"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport? By separating the good Juans from the bad Juans!"
"What does a Japanese girl ride?? Niisan."
"My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ... ... SPINE."
"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."
"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped."