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Joke of the Day
"Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."
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"What position does the pig play in football? Loinback."
"What do vegetables say when they go to party's? TURNUP!"
"Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there."
"The USA tells North Korea they cannot act as dictators of the world That's basically it"
"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"
"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"
"Did you hear about the Feminist gun? She got triggered."
"[at the pet store] Me: I'd like a baby lizard please [later at home] Me: isn't he cute? Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor"
"I don't have to be attractive. I am an asshole. Women swarm to me."