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Joke of the Day

"Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives."

"What happens to the cow on her period? She gets MOOOOOODY"

"Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable."

"There is a guy in my area pooping on people's cars. He's currently public enemy number 2."

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"

"(I rest my foot on a woman's purse as she's walking down the street) hey how's it going"

"What do cholos and female drivers have in common? When you see them rolling, you best be off the sidewalks..."

"Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about."

"RIP boiling water You will be mist."

"It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow."