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Joke of the Day

"Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration? He wouldn't whacks off"

"A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame & place it on the mantel at the party."

"Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda"

"Just found out I've been eating women's energy bars for the past few months. No side effects except making 30% less money than I used to"

"2 guys walk into a bar... ... the third one ducks."

"And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take."

"Im not sure who named the Gregorian calender ,probably some guy called Greg. Or Ian."

"ZOMBIE MOM: Brains for dinner! TEEN ZOMBIE: Again?!? [slamming bedroom door] I wish I was alive!!"

"If you ever feel useless... .. Remember that there is a comment section on porn sites."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven."