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Joke of the Day

"What is a racist's favorite seafood dish? Klu Klux Klam"

"Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team."

"School portraits would be way cooler if they were all mid-spaghetti-bite candids."

"Knock, knock. Get off my porch!"

"Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?"

"you know why Santa sack is so big? because he only comes once a year"

"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."

"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""

"Yo mamma's so fat... The reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail."

"Believe in yourself. Build a religion around yourself. Canonize your quotidian tasks. Build idols of yourself in your best outfits."