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Joke of the Day
"What is a racist's favorite seafood dish? Klu Klux Klam"
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"A psychic walks into a bar... it was then that everybody realized she was a fraud."
"There are three types of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't."
"I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey."
"Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life? He wasn't nosey."
"My wife does this cute thing. She sets her alarm clock an hour before she has to get up and then hits snooze 27 times. It's so adorable."
"A Muslim woman goes to a hairdresser"
"Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer."
"Dear Mr. Trump, thank you very much For all of the new gifs and new memes last night at the debate."
"What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows? Tetris"