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Joke of the Day

"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69 you have to turn around."

"Wouldn't it be great if Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber hooked up... to one of Dr. Kevorkian's machines?"

"You go in for an interview for a Linux programming job... ...and you are asked for an example of your linux programming abilities, so you type into the terminal ""sudo apt-get JOB"""

"What does a crow call his penis? His CAWk."

"Why I dislike this sub: There's not enough cheese and bacon on it. I think I'll go to a different place for lunch next time."

"What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?"

"I fucked a girl for 1 hour and 45 seconds tonight Thanks daylight savings"

"a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals"

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"I spent last night at the 'As Seen on TV' store. I wanted to party like it's $19.99."