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Joke of the Day

"a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals"

"What kind of bird does not make babies? A swallow"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!"

"More of a riddle, actually. I happen once a year, but twice a week. You can easily find me in a store, but you won't see me in a mall. What am I?"

"If I was a quotation mark, I'd be a single quotation mark."

"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"

"What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back from the camp."

"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."

"A friend of mine told me she worked as a prostitue for a while... I asked her if she'd ever been picked up by the fuzz. She hadn't, but she said she'd once been swung round by the tits."

"Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips..."