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Joke of the Day

"When Geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side of the ""V"" is longer? There's more geese on that side."

"""Describe 2016 in 4 words"" ""That's a tomorrow problem"""

"They say a woman's work is never done... Maybe that's why they get paid less than men."

"Remember ""pantsing"" people in high school... sneaking up behind one of your bros and slipping an extra pair of pants on over his pants"

"Origami is Japanese for, ""we haven't invented scissors yet"""

"what are you listening to right know ? candy shop."

"Rather? What is the best yes/no question(a.k.a. scrubles)? Similar to rater or not..."

"I like how Band-Aids come in 2 varieties: Stays on For a Second Before Falling Off or Needs WD-40 For Removal From Skin."

"Top three phrases uttered in our household, in order of frequency: 1. ""I burped."" 2. ""I love you."" 3. ""I farted."""

"It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole."