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Joke of the Day

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they did they would be Bagels"

"Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped 6 when he was 4."

"What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink? WAA-TAA!"

"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"

"My phone auto-fills FUCKLULZ. Do I get my own bot now?"

"To celebrate this Valentine's Day beat your wife... In a friendly race down to the mall."

"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."

"A man walks into an Apple store... ..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why? -- Because there are no Windows"

"I watched 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' for the first time. I don't want to talk about it."

"My dad died on 9/11... He was a terrible pilot."