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Joke of the Day

"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"

"1:5 people in the world are Chinese. My family has 5 people so its either my mom, dad, brother Colin or Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin"

"I tried to make a few jokes about french people they were all really rude so I didn't bother"

"Overheard this guy say ""I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop."" Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable"

"Today marks 365 days of sobriety. 364 more to go"

"Banana vs Vibrator"

"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Nevermind; it's actually a really obscure number you've probably never heard of it."

"[Turing Test] Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241? Subject: 171! Tester: Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol"