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Joke of the Day
"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying low."
Next Joke
"Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too."
"How can you tell if a fat chick is pregnant? You can't."
"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists."
"I'm raising my child to believe there were only 3 'Star Wars' movies."
"Ugh Starbucks spelled my name right again and now I have nothing to Instagram."
"What is the most effective form of birth control? Abortions."