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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."
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"I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you."
"Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""
"My 5 year old told me this joke: What do you call a puppy in the desert? *A Hot Dog.* Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?"
"The last time I wore a red shirt, I went to Target and laid off 8 people in the morning team huddle."
"How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample? Poop in the specimen cup."
"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!"
"I met my SO while working for a German newspaper It was love at first Zeit"
"What do old lady vaginas smell like? Depends."
"I bet in Somalia a kid has been like ""I'm so hungry!"" and another's like ""Third world problem!"" and they both laugh and die and stuff."