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Joke of the Day

"One thing that all us white guys from the suburbs can agree on is if a black guy has a British accent, we're 85% less scared of him"

"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""

"How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !"

"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"

"Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up."

"What does a blood learn in kindergarten? His abb's"

"I'm making a party for people who can't ejaculate... Let me know if you are coming or not."

"Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?"

"My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?"

"Lazy people fact #4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number."