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Joke of the Day

"When you ask if I want fries or salad, I'll pretend it's a tough choice and we'll enjoy a genial laugh before you bring me more ketchup."

"How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !"

"I told my girlfriend to prepare to seek immediate medical help. Because she was about to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."

"I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West."

"Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!"

"I don't see why Trump says we don't win anymore. We did win the Superbowl."

"FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner"

"Whats a Joke with no Punchline? Life"

"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice They're lying."

"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light bulb."