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Joke of the Day
"Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!"
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"Whoever decided to print nutritional information on ice cream cartons should be arrested and tried for the murder of my happiness."
"when is the only time you want a white point guard? When your sister comes home and says ""Im dating a point guard"""
"""Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"" ""Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-"" ""WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"""
"What did the bullfighter shout just as a bull gored his guts out? Ole shit!"
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus."
"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."
"Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it."
"What do you call a tight butthole? a noose"