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Joke of the Day
"What does the NFL and Broke Back Mountain have in common? Cowboys that suck."
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"Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress everyone was screaming the suns falling!"
"What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk? An udder failure."
"3 middle aged men walk into a notary office. Half life 3 confirmed."
"""Yeah, engage your core or whatever."" - impersonal trainer."
"What did one tampon say to the other?? ...... Nothing! They're both stuckup cunts !"
"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."
"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."
"Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her? I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through"