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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress everyone was screaming the suns falling!"

"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."

"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"

"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."

"What do you call it when water is poured over a clock? Time dilution."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... and table, and a chair"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Why?' To get to the idiots house! (Immediately follow up with this) Knock knock 'Who's there?' A chicken!"

"Personally, I don't believe in ""bros before hoes"" or ""hoes before bros"" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will."

"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars It took him a while but he finally got it. *edit of an existing joke*"

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."